How loud is a liquid-cooled bitcoin miner?

Short answer

Quiet. The Aqueon measures 34 dB, quieter than a library, because liquid cooling replaces the miner's fans. A typical air-cooled miner runs at 75 dB or more.

Most of a miner's noise comes from its cooling fans. Sealed, liquid-cooled systems remove the fans entirely, so the only sound left is a small circulation pump.

SoundLevel
Whisper~30 dB
Aqueon Hydro (measured)34 dB
HashTub (circulation pump only)~34 dB
Quiet library~40 dB
Conversation~60 dB
Typical air-cooled miner75+ dB

That makes a liquid-cooled miner quiet enough for a basement, utility room, garage, or patio.