What's the best bitcoin miner for home mining?

Short answer

The best home miner is one your home can live with: quiet enough for indoors, on a circuit you have, and putting its heat to use. Most standard ASIC miners are air-cooled, run at 75 dB or more, and need ventilation, so for a home a liquid-cooled system that heats water or a hot tub is usually the better fit.

What to look for

What mattersWhyHashrate House
NoiseAir-cooled miners run 75+ dB; you'll hear them through walls34 dB, no fans
Heat useAll the power becomes heat; reusing it is where home mining paysHeats hot water, floors, forced air, or a hot tub
CircuitReal hashrate takes real power, usually 240V240V, 30A (often the water heater's circuit)
Efficiency (J/TH)Lower means more hashrate per wattAqueon 19.9 J/TH; HashTub Pleb 24 or Pro 17.5
InstallWho can hook it up, and with whatA plumber and an electrician, like a water heater
WarrantySupport if something goes wrong1 year from purchase, 18 months registered; 60-day money-back from delivery

Efficiency matters, but at home the heat matters more: a slightly less efficient miner whose heat replaces your water heater can beat a more efficient one blowing heat out a window.